The Ultimate Warrior

John Rambo is returning to the big screen once again to put down the forces of evil as only he can, a one man wrecking machine who saves lives and at the same time ends so many more! As we draw within 18 days of it's release I'm given to pangs of nostalgia and eagerness that can only be compared to Colombus seeing land on the horizon.

I know many, if not all of you will be attending this film and you are probably already planning the appropriate costume. I am currently debating between going in the garb of Rambo III or the much more impressive original Rambo movie outfit, jeans, burlap bag cut up and tied at waist with rope and of course the head band. I do completely endorse any outfits from any of the Rambo movies.

Before I go I'll leave you with a few quotes from the previous Rambo movies that will add to the fire of desire that has already been burning inside. Of course they will be from memory:

Rambo First Blood:

Troutman: You go after him with that many men you better not forget one thing..
Dumb cop: What's that?
Troutman: A lot of body bags.

Rambo holding knife to dumb cops throat after injuring/rendering useless all of his deputies: Raaaaahahhhahhh, I coulda killed em all, let it go...Let it Go.

Rambo explaining to Troutman why he won't come turn himself in: They drew first blood, they drew first blood.

Rambo II:

Rambo responding to idiot Murdock babbling about all the technology and sophisticated stuff that will help him fight: I've always believed the mind is the greatest weapon.
Murdock: Well, times changes.
Rambo: For some people.

Chick on boat in broken English: What bring you luck?
Rambo holding up ginormous knife: This.

Rambo to Murdock on the radio after being left for dead said with the most intense snarl/growl ever: Murdock, I'm coming for you!"

Rambo in helicopter blowing everything/everyone up: RRAAHAHAHRARHAHAAAAAARRARARAAARARARAAARRARRARAARR!

Rambo III:

Russian general torturing Troutman, asking about Rambo: Who do you think this man is...God?
Troutman: No, God would have mercy...he won't.

Rambo after pushing/pulling a stick that went through his side out and biting a bullet to pour the gunpowder into the wound to cleanse it and then lighting it: Aaahah.

Rambo looking at a helicopter, an assorment of armored vehicles and troops responding to a demand to surrender: F*#& em!