Make a Memory

Life is meant to be enjoyed. We don't have to wander around and just go through the motions of everyday living without joy. One way to spice things up a bit is to make memories, even in small menial daily tasks/routines we can make a memory.
I'll use the example of a previous post, the Rambo Experience. I'm sure many people thought that was silly and childish but I'll tell you what, years from now when I'm sitting on Luke's porch I won't remember the movie so much but I'll remember the costumes we wore and the fun we had.
Yes, I do know that that was a silly thing and maybe not what God is talking about when He talks about Abundant life, but maybe a part of it is. All I know is that is was good, clean fun and I'm glad to have it as a memory.

My point is this, enjoy the life God has given you. I'm not saying you need to dress up and go to movies, but find ways to make memories and live life abundantly no matter where you are. By doing so you'll give God glory and affect the lives of people around you. A joyful person is a magnetic person, people want to be around joy and have it themselves. There's too much numbness/boredom in the average persons routine, why not shake that up a bit? Luke and I may have looked like idiots but I know we made a few people smile. I encourage you to find ways to make memories in every walk of life.

Beard Lovers

The topic of facial hair has been mentioned on this blog before but a single blog entry is not enough to do it justice.

So I give to you a website dedicated to beards and facial hair in general:

http://www.beardstylings.com

If you read nothing else read the section on Beard Styles and learn what your facial hair says.

The current content is not complete and more articles will be added, the world of beards must have a voice.

Thanks a lot Cymbalta!

If you've never seen the current commercial for Cymbalta (an anti-depressant drug) I pray you never do. Imagine the most depressing 30 second commercial concievable and you'll have the latest ad for this drug.

I've seen the commercial several times now and every time I do I feel like going to bed and never getting up, walking around with my head down or ignoring everyone around me while I stare at the ground.
To make it worse the commercial sucks you in and you have to watch the whole thing. As they say "misery loves company" and they use that against us the viewing public.

You are sly sly dog Cymbalta, making a product to make people feel better and then going ahead and making a commercial that will ensure you business for a long time. Ugh, I'm going back to bed...

The Rambo Experience

All such movies should be experienced this way.

Caption for all pictures: Evil Beware!

"Men's Health" Travishamockery!!!

I recently purchased an issue of "Men's Health" magazine and I will never do it again.

Here's what you get when you get an issue of "Men's Health":

-Softcore pornographic pictures and writings

-Tips on how to get buff so you can score chicks

-Tips on how to please those chicks once you score them

What a disgusting magazine, the editors must be loser-college-drunks who are collecting and sharing their techniques for becoming the best male slut you can.

My ManCuddle List: Pt I

This is my list of manly men with whom I have already ManCuddled with and wish to again as well as those manly men whom I have not yet had the pleasure of ManCuddling with. Feel free to share your MC wish list and if you see your name on the list feel free to offer some times when we might ManCuddle.
It's important to mention that the following lists are far from complete, if I forgot your name and we've MCed worry not, you'll make it on one of the follow-up lists

Editors note: If you don't know what ManCuddling is then you are not yet a man. If you think this whole thing sounds girly and/or feminine your mind is weak and you don't know much about life.

Note: Hets, I apologize that you are not and probably won't ever be on this list, you are too manly and too ripped, I would be worried that you would accidently flex and hurt me.

Those who I've ManCuddled and wish to again some time:

Groove - a very burly ManCuddler, makes me feel safe

Tim Y. - a gentle ManCuddler, makes me feel like a strong protector

Jer - an aggressive ManCuddler, makes me feel desirable

Luke - a calculated, wise ManCuddler, makes me feel certain and confident

Big Sam - a bearish ManCuddler, makes me feel secure and surrounded

Court - a steadfast ManCuddler, makes me want to be a better man

Grus - a violent, impulsive ManCuddler, makes me feel violated

Killer - an understanding ManCuddler, make me feel loved and not alone in this world

Tim S. - an apprehensive ManCuddler, makes me feel aggressive

Protz - a unique ManCuddler, makes me feel wary

Lancer - a shy ManCuddler, makes me feel forward

Those who I wish to ManCuddle sometime soon:

Blaine

Cloka

Phil

Kyle

Ethan

Hets - Forget what I said above, I'll cuddle with the double bi's

Chewbacca

Bear Grylls - the guy is big time, read his book "The Kid who Climbed Everest."

That's all for now, I'll have a more complete wish list in Pt II.

Shavings Shame

Have you ever wondered why all the manufacturers of razor blades got together and decided to pollute the minds of men and women?
Consider the 2 main components of every commercial that deals with the latest and greatest shaver with 9 razor blades:

1. A buff dude with absolutely no chest hair or any upper body hair (except a preppy short hair cut), he's got shaving cream on his face and is smiling as the new razors glide across his face (even though I guarentee he never had any facial hair to start with).

2. Cue the scantily clad skank who walks around the corner smiling and proceeds to sensually stroke the man's freshly naked face. They share a blissful moment with their faces close enjoying the newly shaved skin.

What does this whole scene/abomination say? It says to the men "Don't be hairy, hair is bad. If you want a woman you better be clean shaven and wax your chest hair away." To the women it says "A desirable man is a shorn man, a man who's void of any excess hair, that's the man you want."

It's truly sickening that these ads are allowed to be aired and damage the collective mind of our society. It's time we take a stand and get some new commercials out there with new components.
For example:

1. A burly man with a nice swath of chest hair and finely trimmed beard carefully shaves around the edges of his beard giving it a nice crisp look.

2. Cue the decent woman who comes around the corner, gives her man an approving smile as she runs her hand through his beard. The couple embrace, the man raises an eyebrow and nods at the camera.

Now that's a commercial! Not only does it make me want to buy such a razor but it gives the proper respect to facial hair. All you razor blade manufacturers feel free to contact me for further consulting, I guarantee sales will soar.

Why my Wife Loves me so Much

The follow beauty will be difficult to digest, women don't leave your men and men don't be jealous...I'm just that good looking.