Friday, March 7, 2008

College Quotes

When I think back on some of the more amusing memories I have of college there are quotes that usually go along with them. Granted these might not make sense to you unless you were there, but that's okay this is a reminiscing post. Here are some of my favorite quotes that were uttered by myself and my unique co-collegians. Feel free to add any of your own.

"Ronny he was being serious DON'T BE AN IDIOT!"

"Hey, we need to egg the security van."

"I'm dead, I AM SO DEAD!"

"Pippen for threee..." (someone gets bitten) "YEEES!"

"Yeah kids SMOKE IT UP!"

"Dan I'm going to bed, tuck me in."

"GRUS GRUS, WHAT ARE YOUR DOING??? GRUS!!"

"Yeah, they've been in there awhile....they're 'Praying.'"

"Well you're face would look better in a bag."

"Let's moon freshman hill." (said every time entering or leaving the campus)

"IT'S BED TIME!"

"Let's go to the LoveDen."

"Let's go to Best Buy and play Madden."

"*&%^%$$#@ THERE'S F&*^%$# SAND ON THE SIDEWALK!"

"I'm gonna Freak you."

"I'd b*tchslap the ho." (the funniest quote of freshman year, thank you Protz!)

"Let's egg the Tool."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (reaction from random freshman girl as we drove by with our butts out the window)

"I dare you to run down the hallway naked."

"OPENVIEW FIIISHH!"

"Is he in the LoveCave with her?"

"STOP WALKING!"

7 comments:

Unknown said...

What about..... "There's no sign that says we can't use their hot tub"

il Dan said...

YES LUKE YES!!! BOSS BOSS BOSS!!!

Anonymous said...

I am glad 2 see i am responsible for two of those qoutes. They might bring back nightmares for many people dan. pippen for three! Yes!

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Unknown said...

pippen for three still gives me chills.

Collins really was quite quotable senior year wasn't he? Everything that came out of his mouth belongs in Bartlett's quotations.

Unknown said...

there was also ..."What are you playing, witchcraft?"

and

the whole "Turkeylickers" thing.

Unknown said...

there was also ..."What are you playing, witchcraft?"

and

the whole "Turkeylickers" thing.